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Ariespoker's avatar

Mr. Allums had two children

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Thanatologist Wendy Darwin's avatar

Yes indeed, yet Me Allums can have no more children, can he? https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html Reproduction And Darwin Awards Wins

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Thanatologist Wendy Darwin's avatar

The phrase 'mental midges' seemed a likely phrase, what do you think? My fingers tried to type the antiquated phrase, 'mental midgets,' but realized that times have changed and that phrase perhaps is today perceived as showing contempt for small people, which is no way my intention.

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scott L Gresser's avatar

I had hoped that "midges" was intentional! It is the perfect metaphor for these cererbrally stunted dick whisperers. A midge is a small, annoying, parasitic, biting insect. These two imbeciles were bloody certain to have midge DNA!

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Thanatologist Wendy Darwin's avatar

It was a serendipidous choice! When I watch midges circling endlessly in the slanting afternoon sunlight, I marvel that such a small brain (surely only a handful of neurons) gets each midge through its day. LOL.

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